absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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