you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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