Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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