At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize