So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
