bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Randomize