if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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