So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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