Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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