im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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