somebody snuck up and got me drunk
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I will pee on everything he values.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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