You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
