Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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