did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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