I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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