Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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