Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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