dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
