Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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