At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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