but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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