everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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