Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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