You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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