wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think your dad took our porno
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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