Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
