We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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