: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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