I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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