But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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