We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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