kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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