I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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