when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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