She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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