The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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