oh god the rape fog is back!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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