Where are you?
In a non slutty way
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
