i just google imaged poop.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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