Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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