Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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