I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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