I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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