so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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