i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Still dying that you shit outside
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
