Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
this hospital has no fireball
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
