its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
