He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
