Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Randomize
