Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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