You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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