Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
