I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he fucked my hip out of place.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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