i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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