She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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