I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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